Pick Up Lines
Here is a list of some great pick up lines for you to use on someone. These are some funny pick up lines you can use; however, it is better usually just to ask a girl how her day is if you really want to have a good chance with here. If anyone has had good success using some funny pick up lines please let us know your story.
- If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
- You look nearly 22. Most Mormons are 2-3 years into marriage by now, just settle for me!
- If I was Peter Pan you would be my happy thought
- You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else, you’ll set the carpet on fire.
- (Look at her shirt label.) When they ask, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”
- There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
- Can I borrow your phone? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.
- Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
- I saw you and forgot my pick up lines.
- I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurancepurposes.
- If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
- Can you help me remember my pick up lines?
- For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
- Did it hurt? …… When you fell from heaven?
- Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back please.
- Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, “sugar” on it… then say “You dropped your nametag!
- Is your name virtue? Cause you garnish my thoughts.
- Do you have any sunscreen? ‘Cause you are burning me up!
- Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name John
- I do not have any good pick up lines, Sorry
- Are you the spirit? Because whenever I think about you I feel a burning in my bosom.
- Guy sees girl and says: Oh good! Now I can break my fast. Girl asks: Why? Guy: Because I see the answer to my prayers.
- What time do you have to be back in heaven?
- Be unique and different, say yes.
- If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
- I had some pick up lines but then I was stunned by your beauty and forgot it.
- If I had eleven roses and you, I’d have a dozen.
- See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
- A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”
- I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
If you have any more great pick up lines please leave them here. Please leave a comment of your favorite pick up lines.